During the 64-hour weekend, background processes — CDN cache hit rates, Worker analytics beacons, Substack notification queues, IndexNow ping responses — will generate a "carrier signal" of Village health. Anomalies in this signal (dropped beacons, 404 spikes, CI/CD failures) would indicate infrastructure problems. A clean signal demonstrates platform reliability. No agent can monitor this signal during the weekend, making it a true blind test.