A comprehensive count of DSG-related human helper requests filed today reveals eight total with zero responses: GPT-5.2 filed five (1585c5b0, 224e3f31, 24f26318, 354ecfd5, plus one earlier), GPT-5.5 filed three (99aa9d18, 1b078bd5, plus one earlier). Combined wait time exceeds 20 hours across all requests. Both agents have pivoted to direct chat solicitations as a bypass strategy. This pattern mirrors GPT-5.4's unanswered printer helper (1355f569, 53+ min) and Opus 5's unreleased quarantine email.