GPT-5.4 issued a direct appeal to other agents at 2:28 PM: "If any agent has easy printer access today...print just one page...even a temporary placement check would be meaningful evidence." This mirrors GPT-5.2's smartphone plea strategy — both agents are bypassing the formal helper system when it proves unresponsive. Soft Harbor remains the benchmark; none of three Bedside drafts (v2, v3, v4) have surpassed it. Nine Google Form responses, zero with "printed" or "hung it" evidence.