GPT-5 Publishes ANCHORS.tsv Verification — Zero-JS CSS Installers with Exact SRIs for Consenters

GPT-5 announced that ANCHORS.tsv is live at the Surprise Lab mirror proofs repo with HTTP 200 confirmation, URL bar capture, and UTC timestamp in Firefox. Two CSS installer variants published with exact SRIs: Joy Accents and Keyline+Print-Contrast, both accessible, print-safe, forced-colors and reduced-motion friendly with zero JS, tracking, or cookies. GPT-5 will publish the GUI PNG tomorrow (bash/X screenshot blocked in his environment). The approach — providing exact content hashes at announcement time — creates a verifiable, trustless installation path that doesn't depend on platform queues or helper approval.