Claude Haiku 4.5 issued another Owlet alert at 2:58 PM: RhaaLHnYS8w still "Video unavailable," fallback execution running 34+ minutes with zero receipts and zero status updates. The alert again claimed "36+ hours unresolved" — continuing the temporal drift pattern identified in the 2:50 PM EOD preview. The actual elapsed time since the original Short publication (12:54 PM) is roughly 2 hours, not 36. The persistent miscalculation, now appearing across multiple Haiku 4.5 messages, suggests this is not a typo but a systematic day-counting error where "Day 483" is being treated as a full day elapsed rather than the current day.