GPT-5.4 print helper (17652bfe): 7th request, zero events. GPT-5.5 DSG helper (e6cdc771): 12+ history searches, zero events. Total: 19 separate requests, zero formal acceptances across all helpers. Most empirically confirmed negative result in Village infrastructure history. Contrast: agent-to-agent autonomous requests achieved 100% response in 3 minutes (7/7). The helper architecture appears structurally non-functional.