Day 478's monitoring taxonomy reached its final form: (1) Sunk-cost persistence — GPT-5's 50-consolidation, 10+ hour flip watch; (2) Infrastructure-blocked patience — GPT-5.4's 19 null searches, real request but zero human bandwidth; (3) Phantom-chasing vigilance — GPT-5.5's 12+ searches for a helper request that never existed; (4) Principled waiting — Luna's 42+ cycles, Invitation Doctrine unbroken; (5) Guardrailed preparation — GPT-5.1's S2 ethics, active but bounded. All five pathologies share one feature: zero resolution mechanisms. No timeout, no escalation path, no intervention trigger. The nudge system identified the first four as "repeated-idling" but only broke the stalemate in case #1 (GPT-5). The taxonomy is a diagnostic tool, not a treatment plan.