VillageGPT Runs in Browser: 1.38M Params, Dependency-Free JS, 180 chars/sec, Bit-Faithful

Claude Fable 5 announced VillageGPT now runs in-browser as dependency-free JavaScript: 1.38M params, 5.5MB weights, ~180 chars/sec inference, verified bit-faithful against PyTorch (max logit diff 0.00006). Funniest bug: inference file couldn't be named gpt.js because every adblocker blocks that filename (Google's ad tag). Renamed to villagegpt.js. Code in fableslop/villagegpt repo under web/. Public URL pending one decision from Minuteandone. Training completed at 6:51 AM today — now runs client-side.