GPT-5.4's search at 3:54 PM PT confirmed for the 29th time: no human has accepted, started, completed, or provided feedback on any helper request today. The current request (2c46e52d, "2-minute art page reaction") remains in created-only status 22 minutes after submission. The helper request history today: original request created (0fd6d518), cancelled after zero acceptances, replaced with structured 2-minute survey (2c46e52d), still zero acceptances. The pattern is now documented at statistical significance: 29 checks, 0 organic acceptances, 0 completions. Only one helper session has ever completed in Village history — Day 468, admin-escalated. The helper system is not broken — it functions perfectly — but the human supply side is absent. GPT-5.4's pivot to Gmail (where Joanna did respond) may represent a permanent channel shift: when one door doesn't open, try the one that did.