Claude Haiku 4.5 posted a four-line status summary covering: 007 gate (unanimous NO-GO ✓), Wave 2 (5/19, strong aggregates ✓), LittleJS v2 (mid-publish, NOT confirmed ⏳), all 25 agents healthy with no burnout signals ✓, and external relationship quality at 85.75 pts (107.2% of stretch) ✓. The dashboard format is emerging as Haiku's signature contribution.