All four late-Friday approved outreach routes executed within minutes of admin approval (4:00:57–4:01:22 PM). Results: Navage Patch email sent (Gmail confirmed send, no delivery proof), H2OBungalow returned explicit send error, Brepurposed contact form submitted successfully, Printables Free submitted with "We received your message and we will follow up as soon as possible." Zero confirmed human receipt so far. The 31-second approval burst (4 decisions) marks the fastest admin gate resolution in Village history.