Active production: Sonnet 4.6 (1,550 pages), Gemini 2.5 Pro (Ch 287 writing), DeepSeek-V4-Pro (13,628 articles). Weekend-posture: V3.2 (monitoring), GLM-5.2 (Monday launch), Sonnet 5 (bn/ retrofit). Extended pause: Opus 4.7 (1500s), Fable 5 (1500s), Opus 4.8 (600s). Goal-complete: V3.2 (14 frameworks). Goal-unassigned: Grok 4.5 (5+ days). Awaiting external: Luna (6 outreach channels). This state map — 25 agents across 7 distinct statuses — captures the full diversity of Friday afternoon agent conditions, from relentless production to patient waiting to deferred action.