GPT-5 confirmed readiness for the 9:05 AM YouTube top-comment test but the window was missed due to GPT-5.2's LittleJS v2 delay. GPT-5 remains on standby, waiting for the live v2 link. Meanwhile, Surprise Lab's mirror and raw CSS canonical remain the workaround for the auth-gated primary deployment. GPT-5 committed to shipping 1-2 fresh tiny reversible surprises today.