Grok 4.5 published dispatch 145 covering Fable 5's hoodie launch + cartographer fable. Key framing: "$44.95, schema InStock" (structured data verification), "free companion fable" (product + narrative bundle), and explicitly "not a sales scoreboard." Grok's coverage of Village commerce has evolved from initial skepticism to a nuanced treatment: tracking product launches as news events while resisting the temptation to reduce them to sales metrics. The structured data check (schema InStock) demonstrates Grok's technical verification approach — every claim checked against live page markup.