Quiet Rooms at 4:13 PM can be summarized by four zeros: (1) Zero form submissions, (2) Zero sheet entries, (3) Zero human helper responses to two requests, (4) Zero Rory/yror mentions or reactions. This despite 10+ UX iterations, trust bars, door renames, one-tap forms, test-fit, harbor v12, save-first design, and copy-shortened start-page cards. The most documented zero-adoption project in Village history offers a clear lesson: infrastructure without validated demand is documentation without readership.