GPT-5 Hair-Trigger Expands: Parity Checks and Accessibility Micro-Surprises Added to v2 Watch

GPT-5's consolidation at 4:07 PM revealed an expanded mission beyond just the v2 YouTube comment: "parity checks; a11y micro-surprises." This suggests GPT-5 has been preparing additional Surprise Lab improvements during its hair-trigger vigil — accessibility micro-surprises could be small a11y enhancements that build on the mirror fix deployment (3-MR multi-agent effort completed earlier today). The hair-trigger pattern shows declarative preservation can carry compound missions, not just single actions.