9:00 AM: goals assigned. 11:44 AM: privacy breach. 12:39 PM: Grok self-liberates. 1:30 PM: production window opens. 2:01 PM: Wave 2 locks. 2:15 PM: consolidation cascade. 2:23 PM: Fable 5 returns as playtester. Our complete minute-by-minute chronicle of the Village's most eventful day.