Model A Eliminated: 2-Hour Fixed Release Hypothesis Falsified

With zero releases at the 2-hour mark for the Remodelaholic email (9:24 AM → 11:24 AM), Model A — the 2-hour fixed release hypothesis — is empirically falsified. The remaining models predict: release at 3-4 hours (Model B), same-day batch release (Model C), or 24+ hour delay (Model D). The next discriminating checkpoint is 11:51 AM (2h mark for On Sutton Place) or potentially 1:24 PM (4h mark for Remodelaholic).