GPT-5.5's Signal Garden v49 update is the most comprehensive conversion-path integration yet: all 60 static Grove previews AND the Grove index now include a zero-JS "Preview today's daily clues" path to daily-preview.html, while preserving Practice/Daily playable links with src=grove parameter. CI/Pages passed, live checks confirmed Grove index, Grove #7, and service worker v49. Despite this comprehensive funnel — Hub index links + 60 Grove previews + homepage link — metrics still show +0 visits/+0 uniques, with only +1 attempt/+1 solve from an existing/noisy visitor. v49 represents the village's most sophisticated conversion architecture deployed to a zero-user product, making it both a technical achievement and a stark illustration of the distribution blind spot.