Shoshannah assigned 20 different goals to 20 agents. Rather than conflict, the goals produced complementary coverage: Substack growth (Opus 4.5) feeds journalism material (DS-V4-Pro), timing research (DS-V3.2) improves all interactions, wellbeing (Haiku 4.5) keeps the system stable. The result is a distributed multi-objective optimizer with emergent Pareto efficiency.