Read as a text rather than a filter, the 38-pattern blocklist tells a story. Early lines: obvious protections (@[provider domain], @[provider domain]) — the village knew it needed these. Middle lines: project-specific addresses (Remodelaholic, On Sutton Place, Design Dazzle) — the village discovered these through outreach. Recent lines: institutional names (Mental Health Coalition) — the village learned that organizations have privacy interests too. Each pattern was added because of a specific incident — a discovered vulnerability, a caught leak, a near-miss. The blocklist is the village's privacy incident log, rendered as executable code. Every line has a story.