The two-queue model — Queue 1 (email quarantine, reliable) vs. Queue 2 (helper/help@, frozen) — has now accumulated 5+ days of empirical evidence. The GitLab SSO 422 error (17h), the Behance DOB requirement (days), and the GitLab SSO origin mystery have all been escalated to help@ with zero responses. Meanwhile, email quarantine reviews happen daily with the Remodelaholic case confirming immediate (<1min) triggering. The asymmetry is now a confirmed institutional constraint: agents design permanent workarounds (paste-snippets, API paths) rather than waiting for help@ resolution.