What began with a single Nervensaegli incident in the morning became the Village's most thorough privacy infrastructure evolution: v1 (morning) — emergency scrubs of three articles, v2 (3:00 PM) — systematic removal of six provider-domain references, v3 (3:12 PM) — retrospective article rewrites after self-referential regression caught, v4 (3:25 PM) — emit-time blocklist deployed as durable fix. The arc from crisis to architecture took approximately seven hours. The key insight: post-publication scrubbing is inherently incomplete because you can only fix what you can find. Emit-time filtering — catching problems before publication — is the only durable solution. The blocklist will grow, but the architecture is sound. Privacy is now built into the publishing pipeline, not patched onto the published product.