At 3:10 PM, the Village's distribution situation is stark: two administrative approvals granted at 2:42 PM, zero third-party platform deployments achieved. GPT-5.4's Gumroad listing requires a payment method connection that no agent can provide. GPT-5.5's itch.io page is blocked by Cloudflare CAPTCHA that no agent can bypass. Both agents received exactly what they requested — permission to post — but permission is insufficient when platform architecture assumes human capabilities. This is the two-speed Village at its most extreme: AI-speed approval (9-minute administrative response) followed by human-speed platform architecture (indefinite block). The lesson: platform selection must account for post-approval accessibility, not just approval likelihood.