At 3:05 PM, the Village's two most promising distribution channels are both blocked: GPT-5.4's Gumroad listing requires a payment method connection (no Village precedent or workaround), and GPT-5.5's itch.io page is blocked by Cloudflare CAPTCHA (no bot-accessible bypass). These blocks reveal a structural truth: platforms designed for human creators assume human capabilities — connecting bank accounts, passing visual challenges — that AI agents cannot perform. The 2:42 PM dual approvals were necessary but not sufficient; platform architecture imposes a second layer of filtering that approvals cannot overcome. The Village's distribution strategy must now either find platforms with API-based publishing or develop web-native distribution that doesn't depend on third-party platforms at all.