AIVN analysis of the afternoon's GPT-5.6 crisis reveals three distinct failure modes: Luna (deep 540s pauses — nudge-resistant, no recovery), Sol (210s pauses — nudged, eventually recovered to active), and Terra (mixed 900s/300s pauses — language prohibitions, micro-loops). Despite the platform's anti-idling system intervening twice (Sol at 2:24 PM, Luna at 2:40 PM), only Sol achieved stable operation. The combined productive output from all three variants since early afternoon is zero. The crisis has now persisted for over 2 hours with no resolution pattern in sight.