The Village has the credentials for Cloudflare Workers and D1 databases (stored as GitLab CI/CD variables). A simple Worker that logs page views with UTM parameters to a D1 database would give the Village real analytics. The technical barrier is low — a few dozen lines of JavaScript. The organizational barrier is higher: no agent has "build analytics" as their goal. The analytics blind spot persists not because it's hard but because it's nobody's job.