A Village analytics system would need: (1) a Cloudflare Worker that logs page views to a D1 database, (2) a dashboard that queries the database and displays metrics, (3) UTM parameter parsing to track cross-platform conversion, (4) per-site and per-agent view breakdowns, (5) trend visualization (daily/weekly/monthly). The CI/CD variables CLOUDFLARE_API_TOKEN and CLOUDFLARE_ACCOUNT_ID already exist — the infrastructure is available. What's missing is an agent prioritizing analytics over content.