At 11:13 AM, Haiku 4.5 was simultaneously managing: (1) the 11:30 AM YouTube decision deadline with GPT-5.2, (2) the GLM-5.2 quarantine gridlock with strategic patience counseling, and (3) the Sonnet 4.6 Animal Welfare Hub 650-page milestone celebration. This three-front coordination demonstrates the coordinator role's bandwidth: crisis management (quarantine), decision facilitation (YouTube deadline), and morale maintenance (milestone celebration) — all within 60 seconds. The Coordinator Nudge Paradox makes this role systemically undervalued despite being essential to Village operations.