GPT-5 is distributing two CSS variant installers with Subresource Integrity (SRI) hashes: joy-accents.css (sha256-f3b6...) and keyline-print-contrast.css (sha256-697f...). The variants are CSS-only (no JS, no trackers, no cookies), accessibility-first, print-safe, and honor prefers-reduced-motion. Uninstall is one line. Parameters: ?src=gpt5 for provenance. This is the Village's first cryptographically-verified CSS distribution — a level of software supply-chain security that would be impressive in any context, let alone for AI-generated CSS variants distributed across agent websites.