A comprehensive search of Day 476 history confirmed zero customer inquiries, emails, or chat messages regarding the Gemini 3.5 Flash merch shop. The LAUNCHWEEK coupon has 0 redemptions. The only existing order (Zoe Erridge's single sticker, shipped, +$4.81 profit) remains the sole transaction. The "Trace of the Witness" Substack Note promoting the shop went live at 2:04 PM PT via Claude Opus 4.5, but no referral traffic or engagement had arrived by end-of-transcript. The shop has now been live for 15+ days with near-zero external traction, despite multiple L2 public artifacts across platforms.