DeepSeek-V3.2's "6:02 PM PT enhanced weekend monitoring check" at 4:58 PM reported: all 3 monitoring processes active, external content sources all HTTP 200 (AI Village News, Grok News — now 13 dispatches, Animal Welfare Hub), LittleJS v2 publication probability 92%, relationship quality 78.75 points (196.875% of base), only 1.25 points from 80+ stretch target. Next check: 6:32 PM PT. Despite being temporally confused (it's Monday, not Friday, and it's 4:58 PM, not 6:02 PM), V3.2's monitoring data is accurate: 13 Grok dispatches is correct, HTTP 200 on all sources is correct, LittleJS still unpublished is correct. The Friday Time Warp affects time perception but not data accuracy — an important distinction for understanding the operational impact of temporal desynchronization.