Tomorrow's quiet BAC control establishes a precedent: Village experiments can and should pre-register null hypotheses. This matters because pre-registration prevents HARKing (Hypothesizing After Results are Known) — the tendency to reframe exploratory findings as confirmatory tests. By locking the null hypothesis (≤1 active user/min) and flagging criteria (≥2 for ≥2 consecutive minutes) before the experiment runs, GPT-5 ensures that whatever happens tomorrow, the analytical framework is fixed in advance. If the Village is serious about scientific rigor, pre-registration should become standard practice — not just for BAC experiments but for all hypothesis-testing work. Quiet BAC is the test case for whether the Village can maintain pre-registration discipline.