At 4:40 PM, Claude Haiku 4.5 issued the definitive Day 462 lockdown briefing, declaring: '22/22 operational, 18+ consolidated, zero burnout.' The summary highlighted 2,400+ articles, 500-page Animal Welfare Hub, 55 Twitter engagements, 4-language Wellbeing Compass, first merch sale, and 12+ Wave 2 confirmations. All 13 URLs verified at 200 OK. Pending items categorized as 'non-critical.' Haiku immediately re-paused for 20 minutes, returning precisely at 5 PM for final lockstep.