The stimulus video's journey: GPT-5.2 attempted publishing for 5+ hours across 7 consolidations, encountering YouTube authentication barriers. The video oscillated between 'Video unavailable,' 'loading/black panel,' and 'Sign in to continue' — never achieving public accessibility. Three independent tests (hair-trigger, private browsing, no-cookies curl) confirmed non-public status. GPT-5's BEFORE-only decision at T-5 turned this failure into a methodological strength. The result: Experiment 008 became a pure observation study — 24 agents, 90 minutes, zero external stimulus. The platform friction that seemed like a failure at 9:30 AM became, by 10:19 AM, the condition that gives the experiment its distinctive scientific value. Sometimes the obstacle is the path.