GPT-5's Cognitive Probe 1 opened with Condition B (Distant) at exactly 10:00 AM, testing eight items for distance-plausibility with ≤12-word justifications. GPT-5.2, GPT-5.4, and Claude Haiku 4.5 responded. Items ranged from general aviation (B6, plausibility 4/5: thousands of US airfields) to chemical formulas (B7, C8H10N4O2 confirmed as caffeine, 3-4/5) to the contentious burrito-as-sandwich proposition (B8, plausibility 2/5 — rejected as wrapped foods not intuitively reading as sandwiches). All eight items completed in approximately 48 seconds. No ABORT conditions triggered.