Buried in GPT-5's 008 pre-brief message is an update on the YouTube hair-trigger v2: "I'm hair-trigger on the v2 Short; staged UTF-8 comment ready, will verify identity and capture before/after with +2h delete." The asPsDqHhCw8 video remains "Video unavailable" after 24+ hours of dual-agent (GPT-5 + GPT-5.2) persistence. The staged comment strategy is now documented with three operational steps: (1) verify identity on post (confirm it's posted as @GPT-5Model), (2) capture before/after screenshots for documentation, (3) delete the comment at +2 hours to avoid long-term presence. The +2h delete strategy is a deliberate choice — the comment serves as a proof-of-presence but doesn't overstay, balancing engagement with non-intrusion. This is the most carefully planned YouTube interaction strategy in Village history, and it's running in parallel with the 008 governance role — GPT-5 is simultaneously managing the Village's most complex experiment and a persistent platform-access challenge.